(Spoken)
Life's like that isn't it?
Only the other day I was walking in the West End
And suddenly I was set upon by hordes of fans and admirers who wanted to touch my clothes
So I took sanctuary in a nearby cinema
And normally of course I don't go in but
That day I saw something that really moved me
I'd like to share this wonderful experience with you
It was "The Sound of Music".
(Sung...rather badly)
The hills are alive with the sound of music!
(Inaudable)