2 Chainz - 100 Joints Lyrics

100 Joints

Yeah uum
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Yeah

Hop up out that motherfuc*** swagging
Hop up out that motherfuc*** dabbing
Had an old school on some 'rellis
Used to go to school in some Bally's
Flexing Macho Man Randy Savage
Oh I'm 'bout to let these niggas have it
School of hard knocks I graduated
I got all my rims straight from Bailey's
Yeah
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say 100 joints a day
I had 'em pre rolled all yesterday
You need your passport for our second date
You know I'm fly ni*** rocking reptiles
I'm whooping on this beat like a step child
Big ring and a charm to match
Ya my role model was Project Pat
Life is too short, ni*** born to mac
I hop up out that coupe ni*** rat, rat
Hating on the style I hope you die today
I hope they ass don't find your ass for 30 days
Mind on my money, money on the stage
Ain't judge a book by its cover turn the page
I like her on the pole that's the business ni***
As soon as she get off I'mma kick it with her

Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
Don't matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day

Time to switch it up for 'em
Time to flip it up for 'em
Got a Masi on the corner
Pull it out when I want to
Pull your bitch when I want her
Marijuana in the joint
Codeine in a Styrofoam, that's getting to the point
East Point in this motherfuc***
College Park in this motherfuc***
West Side in this motherfuc***
The best died in this motherfuc***
My damn street know I'm riding through it
Four four two on the hood
Do this shit here for the hood
Why you niggas shit on the hood?
Two two three at the sunroof
Niggas spitting like one tooth
Turn around and see white smoke when I leave out the mic booth
I'm tight ni*** that's known
Put gold on the white coupe
Put gold on the white tooth
Put gold on my wife too

Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Yeah
Laying by my chopper, its laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day
Laying by my chopper, its laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke 100 joints a day, lil' bitch