A - Honda Car Lyrics

[Verse 1: Stubo Maine]
We often deem each other as whimsical iguana-men
And we’re hanging with brothers who frown upon weed and tren
And we’re sittin’ in the den, watching Tucker Carlson
And we’re sittin’ in the den painting portraits of Eminem

[Verse 2: Michael Armaggedon]
University of Edinburgh
Shunyu stole all of my bud
Ben is here, I have to run
University of Edinburgh
Shunyu stole all of my bud
Ben is here, I have to run
University of Edinburgh
Shunyu stole all of my bud
Ben is here, I have to run
University of Edinburgh
Shunyu stole all of my bud
Ben is here, I have to run

[Verse 3: croak !]
My name is Michael
I shit in a bowl
Your Mom tricycle
I chop wheat with sickle
My name is Michael
I shit in a bowl
Your Mom tricycle
I chop chop chop with sickle
[Chorus: Stubo Maine]
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV and we took it very far
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV to cop the giant Elf Bar
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV and we took it very far
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV to cop the giant Elf Bar

[Verse 4: Sam Q]
Yeah I’m in a dive bar
And I have an elf bar
And I got a Reggie bar
I hit Mantin with a car
Garrett’s mouth is left ajar
And I have an elf bar
And I am a little kid
And Ian is like a squid

[Verse 5: Mantin]
And he like a little squid, yah
And he like a little little kid
I got little bit of bit
Reel a bit, reel a bit, right
Bi
Bibi
Boo
Gaga
Ooo
Meemaw bigger ree
Meemaw bigger boo
Meemaw bigger gee
Meemaw bigger boo
Googoo
Poopoo
Caca

[Verse 6: A]
Potatoes, ground beef, carrots, peas and scallions
I’m cooking up these rhymes like I’m five Ted Owens
Put the butter down, now I’m heating up the pan
Fuck I dropped the pan, scalding hot eggs on my nuts
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!

[Verse 7: Layne]
Many jolly little gnomes crawl about my feet
While I pull up with Nate Kaalman, Ben Hood and Abdi
Yeah we go to Ms. Worcester and we pray to Pill Man
For we know his gifts are bountiful and plenty ‘cross the land
Goblins, gremlins, ghosts and freakish ghouls
We go to the great room, book a flight to Istanbul
Visit the McDonald’s, ask the dude “What’s in a meal?”
Yeah I listen to Bastille, riding in the Huangmobile
[Chorus: Stubo Maine]
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV and we took it very far
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV to cop the giant Elf Bar
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV and we took it very far
Tusaiyo Honda car
We hopped in the CRV to cop the giant Elf Bar