[Verse 1]What a rare occasionDinner alone was a crimeUntil a strange sensationWhen I asked if I could be your guyI never said it'd be easyI'm the last man I'd ever dateAlways tired, lacking desireTo feel enough to start the day[Chorus]What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag[Verse 2]Living can be simpleIf you try your best to never tryWhat a lucky devilWho reaps but never does his timeAnd everybody's happyWhen you're the victim, I'm the crimeWho could fail, it's easy as brailleIf you just read between the lines[Chorus]What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag[Bridge]January has comeBut I wish he'd knockIf I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shopAnd put it all on redAnd crawl back into bedFind a series brainlessly easyAnd drink 'til I've a lolling headMelt away in sheetsWarm from all the sweatDream I'm famous, wake up shamelessAnd sore from a night of regretAh-h, fuck[Chorus]What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagWhat a drag, he's a catatonic skinbagCatatonic skinbag, catatonic skinbag