Okay, welcome to the family
Now that you're part of the family, I want you to meet
Deep down, some of the people that I love
And you probably have some characters in your family just like this
So first off, here's my Uncle Jim
He's like Clark Griswold energy
He loves a little bourbon by the fire
He helps me roast the chestnuts
He's that fun uncle that everybody wants to hang out with
Uncle Jim, why don't you give us a little introduction, you ready to go?
Come on
Haha, everybody's got that lovablе uncle
The life of thе party, oh
Uncle Jim, ah
Okay
Now my sweet, sweet mother
My mother is, is the most selfless person I know
She worries about her son way too much
She worries about everything a little bit too much
But around the holidays, she gets a little sip of something
And she starts talking a lot
And she starts smiling
And she loves everybody
You are a treat
Now there's my big brother
If you have a big brother, you know
But my big brother's been there from day one
He's there for me
He can be serious, but he can also loosen up around the holidays
And he'll get you in the corner, he'll talk your ear off, he can talk to anybody
One of the best guys I know, this is my brother
And then there's my Uncle Dave, he's over there in the corner
You see him by the bar, hey, Uncle Dave, yeah
He's the guy pouring the biggest drinks you've ever seen
He has huge catcher's-mitt hands
He's a farmer, so he just, he has huge hands
And he does not want you to touch the thermostat
Because God forbid it's seventy-two in here and not seventy-three
I love you, Uncle Dave
And now here we come to you, yes, you
I gotta say, now you've met my whole crazy family, at least part of it
And there's a whole lot more, all of you out there
I want you to just feel like yourself
I know sometimes you're scared, sometimes the world is crazy
But tonight, you are part of the family
Strut your stuff, it's Christmas time, baby
Ah, I know it's a little overwhelming, all these crazy family members
You don't pick your family, but you're so glad you have 'em
Come on, just sing along with us
Put your arms around each other
Welcome to the family, come on, woo
Ah, sing it
You feel good? I hope you do
You better get used to it
Welcome to the family