Video Disney Credits Song de Elton John 2024 Cristiana Lyrics

Elton John - Disney Credits Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Song's already great, ooh-whoa
But that's not enough
So we'll change the key
Fuck the melody
Disney Credits Song

[Spoken Interlude]
Hi! I'm the R&B cover in the end credits of a Disney movie! You know, the one that takes the title song and makes it weirdly sexy? Because while Disney movies are for children, the end credits are for their horny, horny parents!

[Verse 2]
Time to set the mood
Kids arе in their rooms
Kind of weird to touch
When thе song's doing-- The song's doing so much
Here's a crazy riff
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-boh, yeah-eah-hey!

[Spoken Interlude 2]
Thank you. Now that's because Disney wants parents to fuck, to make more kids, to watch more Disney! And that's the real circle of life. Which is why I'm here to promote my new DVD collection: "Disney, But Fuck". Featuring all of my most tantalizing end credits, sung by mostly by iconic black vocalists because Disney thinks that counts as diversity

[Verse 3]
Can you clap them cheeks tonight?
But don't clap too loud, no
The sun's asleep, so let's bone quietly
Oh shit, he's standing right there
[Spoken Interlude 3]
Ooh, purchasing "Disney, But Fuck" means you'll be able to fulfill your sexual fantasy of getting fingered while reading the names for the foley artists for "Hunchback of Notre Dame". Absolutely. Plus! Plus, because it's just the end credits, you won't have to think about that full-ass Disney movie you just watched!

[Verse 4]
Kids asleep in their cribs
We're hooking up on the sofa
Hey, remember that scene where Genie
Finally gets his freedom?

A whole new song!
Stop thinking 'bout that genie scene
Hand sliding up your thighs, Robin Williams died
Forget it, why don't we just go to sleep?

[Spoken Outro]
Oh, order now and we'll include a poster of Sebastian from "The Little Mermaid", but with hard nipples!