Gym Class Heroes - Lunch Sloppy Love Jingle Lyrics

Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle Song Lyrics
Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle by Gym Class Heroes Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1...

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"Bartender!"
(Yeah, I hear your wise ass, gimme a minute!)
"Try to get this round over here!"
(What do you think I'm just working for you over here?)
"Actually, will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar? Yeah, that one right there."
(Here you are miss.)
"Yeah, it's on me. Tell her it's from Travy."
(From this guy over here)

From the second she shimmied in, I was intrigued by her essence
And my first instinct was to make sure my presence was felt
Simple and plain, I'm probably jumping the train
But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt
Hit the pause button
Damn...I don't even know this girl and I'm already practicing my sweet nothings
But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart broken fellow like myself, best believe
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, but that night...the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
Wait a minute, hold up...
I think she caught me grinnin' now I'm spillin' my drink
I knew our feelings weren't in sync but then she gave me the wink
The only problem is, I'm not your ordinary average Romeo, ???
In fact, I remember back in 5th grade,
I tried to read the book of love but sadly, the introduction didn't grab me
So I left it on the shelf and kept movin'
Assuming that this planet rotates, I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soul mate
But who woulda thunk that I'd be p**sy ass drunk when the time came for collision?
So I made the decison to just keep my composure...Until she started gettin' closer
And then I felt this wierd feeling underneath my left shoulder, then I,
Slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love the minute that she stepped through the door
The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mixtapes for
To me, she equaled MC squared and everything else was Mathmatics
Tch...I never took the time to practice