Video Jesus Bobeezus de Jason Mraz 2024 Cristiana Lyrics

Jason Mraz - Jesus Bobeezus Lyrics

Bushwalla:
Pickup trucks and masturbation
Brought up on charges from
old high school relations

Mraz:
See there was Trixie at the truckstop
She was into domination
She strapped me to my F-350
Her occupation was my castration

Bushwalla:
Sickle-cell anemia
and a crust from birthday pizza
was cookin' up on the Ford dashboard
next to the statue of my Lord dear Jesus.

Both:
Jesus
won't you save us
from disgrace
from this place

Jesus
won't you take us
far away
far away
far away

Bushwalla:
Backyard boys
never never played with toys
makin' noisy, messy mighty new school quarter boys
cock block
but the records on the turtle bed
better not shoot me in the head with that
pellet gun lemme take you back

Mraz:
Well, take me back to the day
when everyday was a saturday
All work no jerk
Its all work with no pay

You see I play with myself
when there's nobody around
see my imaginary posse
they came to get down

Both:
Jesus
won't you take us
far away
far away

Jesus disenslave us
our way
holiday
celebrate
Madonna's great

Mraz:
See we're talkin' about
Madonna your mom
not Madonna the bomb

Bushwalla:
Not the queen
of the pop song
"Keepin' the Lights On"

Mraz:
The vision of the
Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
megastore

Bushwalla:
Ten different times
that I heard from the Lord

Mraz:
Say, hey now
baby brother
said you can play with your balls
and never get in trouble
you should spit on your hands
when you're blowin' her up-up-up
she can savor long lasting
grape flavor on the double
Bush-double-u what?!

Bushwalla:
Bush-double-u-walla
baby, I'm about to do
I'm gonna make-a you holla
would you swallow Bushwalla
maybe if I took a shower
it would take about an hour
'cause I like to feel the power
and the pressure of the water break down

Both:
DAMN!

Mraz:
That's shit's insane!
Beatin' on the main game
flushin' all my kids down the drain
still I wonder why you makin' fun of last name?
M-C Raz has gotta a backstage pass to the name game
tryin' to sustain my life up and up in the fast lane

Bushwalla:

That's why you want
Hammer style pertaining
to that old school
brup-brup-brup-brup-
brrrrrrrrah-ha!

Both:
Chuck, Chuck, bo-buck, banana-fanna-fo-fuck

Mraz:
Whoops! Motherfucker! Didn't mean to cuss

Both:
Rick, Rick, bo-bick, banana-fana-fo-fick

Bushwalla:
Sing-sound-soon with a little bitty baby dick

Both:
Cherry, Cherry, bo-berry, banana-fana-fo-ferry
Me, My, Mo, Merry, hamburger Larry
Quite contrary 'cause his palm's all hairy
You'd better be wary of that motherfucker
Whoops!

Jesus
bo-beezus
banana-fana-fo-feezus

Jesus
please release us
E.T. feeds us
Reese's Pieces

'cause he needs us
to phone and he says
using Neva Save-a-lot
'cause who's the Boss?
we crave a lot

Smoke pot, pot, pot, pot,
pot, pot, pot, pot, pot,
pot, pot, pot, pot, pot

La-la-la-la-la
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