Jimmy Eat World - Hotplates Four Digit Numbers Y The Little Lyrics

Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little... Song Lyrics
Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little... by Jimmy Eat World (Scratches in)

Go back to your dorm you got your roommates and that never works out.

(Crowd laughs)

That never works out.They don't want it to work out they they want it so
It's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. (Crowd Laughs)Like I don't
Understand like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
Beginning of the year that's such a joke that test you fill out of the
Beginning of the year it's like

(in character voice ::student::) Umm I like rock and rollI like staying out
Late and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!

(Crowd Laughs)

(As adult)Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
A narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other we've got four camera angles
that'll be perfect welcome to college go screw your self

(as student)HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.

(Jimmy Normally)Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
School is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesomeNo that is
Never awesome it doesn't work out No it doesn't (Laughter) hate to tell you
You will fight each other you will just get you just get I tell you why one
Is they have too much dirt on you your friend from home has too much dirt
They'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just
Say

Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes
Are you going to clean them or what??

(Roommates voice)Yea you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade

(Crowd Laughs)LONG PAUSE

Not fair to bring up my crabs.?