This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so bored, and horny
My lust consumed me
I sat down
Opened steam
That's when i saw the game
Chair fucking simulator
Ehh, why the fuck not
I fucked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my breadstick
I fucked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I'm fucking this chair tonight
I fucked a chair and i liked it
I liked it
I never thought I'd fuck a chair
But, damn it was hot
It burned my dick but I don't care
'Cause of the friction
Oh, what's this?
There’s more chairs
Looking for this breadstick
I just can’t help myself
I NEED IT!
I fucked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my brеadstick
I fucked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It fеlt so wrong
It felt so right
I'm fucking this chair tonight
I fucked a chair and I liked it
I liked it
Oh, look at that porcelain throne
Smooth touch, shit stain, it's like anal
I swear it gives me a hard bone
Too good to deny it
How deep can I go inside?
I fucked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my breadstick
I fucked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I/m fucking this chair tonight
I fucked a chair and I liked it
I liked it