Kendrick Lamar - College Girls Lyrics

[Intro: 8 Ounz]
Brodie
I just wanna say something right now, bro
Everybody raise your glass (One time)
Everybody raise your cup up (Two times)
Yeah, yeah
Give me one more for the college girls up in here

[Verse 1: 8 Ounz]
I once knew this girl named Mandy May (May)
Used to see her on campus like every day (Day)
I said her booty was the biz, man, I think I'm sprung (Uh)
She had me diggin' in my pockets, gettin' her hair done (Man)
She like to ride in the two-seater moonrock (Let's go)
She's so cool, Regina King off of Boondocks ('Docks)
She educational, brain like a surgeon (Surgeon)
I look forward to anatomy class, she's so perfect (Perfect)
Roxiana Reynolds, wrapped thong with a skirt on (Yeah)
Sorority sisters never seem to be virgins (Virgins)
What do I say the day I have to meet her father? (Huh?)
I've been chillin' in your daughter since you sent her to college, sir
Cowgirl style, Daisy Dukes and Gucci boots (Boots)
The good girl that like the bad boys and who's who (Who)
We made a touch-screen video and bluetooth ('Tooth)
I guarantee at least a million hits on YouTube ('Tube)
Ooh (Ooh), and I ain't lyin', mama, you the truth (Truth)
I'm talkin' fly, need a parachute to marry you
[Chorus: 8 Ounz]
I swear these college girls is crazy, man (Crazy, man)
I really hope it ain't your lady friend
'Cause I got her (Got her), and she want it (Want it), and I'ma give it (Give it)
The frat parties goin' HAM (Ayy), now take a picture
Fill up the DJ's cup (Ayy), and keep spinnin'
One week to graduation
Swear these college girls is crazy, man (Crazy, man)
I really hope it ain't your lady friend
'Cause I got her (Got her), and she want it (Want it), and I'ma give it (Give it)
The frat parties goin' HAM (Ayy), now take a picture
Fill up the DJ's cup (Ayy), and keep spinnin'
One week to graduation, so keep livin'

[Verse 2]
Her Intel Pentium makes 'em lactose (Never)
But she ain't know that she was dealin' with a Mac Pro (Pro)
I opened up the workbook and made the girl cry (Why?)
She downloaded and was workin' on my hard drive
Hazard County blonde, Daisy was her real name (Hey)
And all the dykes want a piece, but she say she straight (That's straight)
I played a nice game of chess with her too (Ooh)
I let a load off, I'm thinkin' I was too stressed (Stressed)
Her blue jeans make me treat 'em like a new dress (New dress)
The great world of frat parties full of princesses
They send me pictures of they twitties 'cause I like that (I like that)
My third leg swellin', think I need an ice pack (Ice pack)
Her chinky eyes get low off the bomb sac
My ice cubes get diluted by the cognac (Yeah)
Let's stay in contact like Emmitt Smith and run it back (Gone)
I got stocks in that ass, NASDAQ
[Chorus: 8 Ounz]
I swear these college girls is crazy, man (Crazy, man)
I really hope it ain't your lady friend
'Cause I got her (Got her), and she want it (Want it), and I'ma give it (Give it)
The frat parties goin' HAM (Ayy), now take a picture
Fill up the DJ's cup (Ayy), and keep spinnin'
One week to graduation
Swear these college girls is crazy, man (Crazy, man)
I really hope it ain't your lady friend
'Cause I got her (Got her), and she want it (Want it), and I'ma give it (Give it)
The frat parties goin' HAM (Ayy), now take a picture
Fill up the DJ's cup (Ayy), and keep spinnin'
One week to graduation, so keep livin'

[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
Livin' like a student, I'm drinkin' and smoke pollutin'
The campus is stampin' my signature, I'm sittin' with her
Her sister is a freak and her cousin is quite petite
And her auntie is thick, but trip, her daddy's a minister
And I'm a menace, so I jump in it and stick my junk in it
Killed it like I had dumped in it with an AK, mayday
With all due respect, I'm askin' you for some neck
She said her major was basic, I said my major was sex
She asked me for my number, then hit me off with a text
Then we hit it off on her dormitory steps, then we slept
In the library
I don't know how we got there, I just know her name Carrie
And block, her head was rare, yeah
[Chorus: 8 Ounz]
I swear these college girls is crazy, man (Crazy, man)
I really hope it ain't your lady friend
'Cause I got her (Got her), and she want it (Want it), and I'ma give it (Give it)
The frat parties goin' HAM (Ayy), now take a picture
Fill up the DJ's cup (Ayy), and keep spinnin'
One week to graduation, so keep livin'

[Verse 4: 8 Ounz]
My head is spinnin' from the sippin' and the light bulbs (Bulbs)
I think I picked up the wrong cup, I'm so gone
She got my hat on, sneakin' out the back door (Uh)
Freakin' in the sheets while her roommate is in the dorm (Dorm)
The best performance and the greatest night of my life (Woo)
We had a good time, but we don't start fights (Man)
Cream on the clothes, Adidas shell toes (Toes)
Cell phone full of memories and peep shows (Click)
It's 3, it's 3, 3 in the mornin' (Mornin')
And every, everybody yawnin' (Yawnin')
Yeah, we had a good time (Good time)
I had a good time (Good time)
We at the frat party

[Outro]
I'm chilling with my man Chuck D, Public Enemy, you know, the bookkeeper had a dream
How important do you think hip-hop is?
Hip-hop is very important, it's like a worldwide cultural religion
It has the ability to bring human beings together for our similarities and exorcize our differences
That's what governments cannot do (Mhm)
So you gotta beware of when a government says that it's in control of culture
'Cause they are diametrically opposed
That's why hip-hop is the best example of culture bringin' a lot of people together