Hey, this is janet 974-7153
I figured to call, and tell you
a little story that happened to me today
I was cruising down the fort lauderdale strip... you know, spring
Break, hell
You know, you get the picture... and I'm cruising down the street
And I park my car, and
I'm playing one of your tapes, and some guy
Comes up he's wearing this bruce springsteen t-shirt, budweiser
One hand, marlboro cigarette in the other
You know, beer and cigarettes... what a man! you get the hint!
He comes up to me, and him... he and I get into this ten minute
Debate over whether or not you guys are satanic
I'm looking at this guy like, "get a life, okay"
No, I'm serious... I will say one thing
I'm glad they have people like bruce springsteen for one reason: to
Get nine million cows off of your back, so you can get the real
People to come to your shows
Anyway, I t... I told him that you would send him a really nice love
Letter, but I forgot/all I gotta do is ask his address his address
But he declined... what a life, huh?
Well, all I know is I'm bored, and if I have to watch marcia brady
Scream "oh, my nose!" one more time today, I think I'm going to
Get a knife and go kill that bruce springsteen guy
Well, it's been real, and I'm babbling. and, no, I have no idea what
The fucking movie that is, so I guess I don't get my tape, huh?
Well, have a nice day. I know... have a nice day: bang!
Too much of that brady bunch shit. talk to you later...