N Dubz - Duku Man Lyrics

[Intro: Dappy & Fearless]
Ayy, what? You wanna quickly duku this ting?
Aight, go on

[Verse 1: Dappy]
Yo, I'm like lately I'm seein' like
Many man-a comin' up with funny little skanks and ting but
When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie, I'm on a blankin' ting
And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
But if you bring a pretty girl around me
I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting, ayy
See me I'm on a stancin' ting, forevermore I shall be the skankin' king

[Verse 2: Fearless & Fearless]
So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time (What?)
Only get one chance, don't get nine
Like cartel said, "Mi cocky longer than mi nine" (Ayy?)
So back it up and call me bump and grind
I'm a man, you're a female (Female)
And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can't back their roads in up in detail
Don't make your pictures run all your emails

[Verse 3: Dappy]
Yo, I'm a hard worker, but I'm not a grime MC
So anytime I get a day off, I like writin' angry lyrics
With my friends reminiscin' about the days
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Ayy)
Shag them then leave their best friend
You're the shit to my shoe (Waste, uh)
Dad shoulda splashed on the floor, in your mom's face

[Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both]
Hey, if you're a duku man (Ah)
You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands
No fools 'round here, no lulus, man
You man are spooky, you do voodoo? (You do voodoo?)

[Verse 4: Dappy]
What planet are you on? You must be cuckoo
I don't wanna put a thing in Fifi's hands
'Cause he will definitely, make it go duku
Man are supposed to have rules, not lulus
Never have I seen a man run that fast
I'm surprised that he never done a poo-poo
Oi, donut, dickhead, Beenie Man's cousin (Ayy)
They pussy licked, ate more than a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that
"I will never shag a man unless I love him"
Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin
How can you let a likkle man like me make
Two grown men like you start dussin'?

[Verse 5: Fearless, Dappy & Both]
Never talk to the feds when they come, I start duckin'
You men are buggin'
Wanna talk shit behind my back? When you see me, you start runnin'
Oh, you bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks
N-Dubz got a bag full of hits
You and your boys are back full of pricks
If we come to your party
You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks

[Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both]
If you're a duku man (Ah)
You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands
No fools 'round here, no lulus, man (Ah)
You man are spooky, you do voodoo?
Dukes, tell me (Na na)

[Verse 6: Dappy & Fearless]
What would you if you're in a club dancin'
A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a sad ting
And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting?
I know what I would do, I ain't rampin' (Ayy, Dooks)
I would take her to the toilet, put her on a sink (Beat it)
Give her willy, 'til the "bye den" wink
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend
You're just another link, I don't care what you think (Woo)

[Verse 7: Dappy, Fearless & Both]
When I die, don't bury me, burn me
By the way things are goin', I might die early
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like
"I'm a killer and no one can hurt me"
Yo, when I die, don't bury me, freeze me
By the way things are goin' I might die easy
I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like
I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy (Oi)
Ras', many men I know are livin' in a dreamland
Thinkin' they can play two notes on a keyboard
And come up with a song like ours
Your mixtape stinks like a fart
My album's a slut in the charts (Ayo)
Half a million of my CDs got shift like hotcakes over the counter (Ah)
So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell?
Two of them in an hour
Go go cobunion (Ayy)
I clunked you with a shank then done them (Ayy)
I'm from a place called North West London
I heard your mum's got bunions, fam, what?

[Outro: Fearless]
Ooh, innit?