[Verse 1]
Look out for Lavatory Lil
(Look out for Lavatory Lil)
You think that she's a winner when she's cookin' you your dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil
[Verse 2]
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
(Watch out for Lavatory Lil)
She says it's hunky dory when she's tellin' you a story
But she really thinks you're makin' her ill
Lavatory Lil
[Bridge 1]
If you saw her coming at you
You could look the other way
But it isn't easy
When she rollin' in the hay
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
So much for Lavatory Lil
(So much for Lavatory Lil)
You think she's being friendly but she lookin' for a Bentley
And she'd rather go and swallow a pill
Lavatory Lil
[Bridge 2]
If you saw that she was comin'
You could get up off the track
But it isn't easy
When she hits you in the back
[Verse 4]
That's it for Lavatory Lil
(That's it for Lavatory Lil)
She's acting like a starlet but she lookin' like a harlot
As she's slowly headin' over the hill
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil