Video Ride For Aids - Alaska Thunderfuck Letras

Alaska Thunderfuck - Ride For Aids Lyrics

[Verse 1: Willam and Alaska]
I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
Disposable income everyday
I think it’s time that we both give back
Turn off Doctor Oz
Ride a bike for a good cause
Raise some dough for our friends who are poz
Training, sweating, that shit hurts
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Trading in our mini-skirts
For some fashionable active wear
I still don’t see the appeal
Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels
But just think how good you’ll feel
I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend

[Chorus: Willam and Alaska]
Get your ass to San Francisco
Then ride down to LA
Safety first, so wear a helmet
Bitch I said “No way!”
How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed?
I’ll look cute and pay for gas
'Cause you know I love a road trip
But Clif Bar tastes like (DELICIOUS)
You’re a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell (Most likely!)
But then you do a little AIDS ride
And the PR goes well
I'll look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby
But I’ll ride for AIDS
[Spoken: Alaska]
Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?
Oh...

[Verse 2: Willam and Alaska]
Is there Wi-Fi on this thing?
(Girl..) I will beat you with your selfie stick!
Unisexual sexual body wear
Plus the Lycra shows off his...
Oh my gosh! The view is right
I will bike all through the night
Pitch a tent it feels so nice
(Nuh huh... nuh huh)

[Verse 3: Willam and Alaska]
So each mile that I go
Makes the donations pile on up
Plus we get free Gatorade
Can I get some backup in my…
Shut your mouth! You’ll swallow a bug
It’s a nice break from drag and drugs
Plus I get to shake these big jugs
(I knew we should’ve asked that Aussie whatshername to come, huh?)

[Chorus: Willam and Alaska and Both]
You’re a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
(Bitch)
But then you do a little AIDS ride
And the PR goes well
I'll look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I’ll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for AIDS
So please follow up and donate (uh huh)
TofightHIV.org
Give a little and you’ll get back
It’ll be a smorgasbord
Give some cash if you ain’t got time
Good karma gets you laid
And we’ll make a stank face baby
But we’ll ride for AIDS
[Bridge: Willam and Alaska]
Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift
We’re do-gooders
Gave you credit right down there in the footer
Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift
We’re do-gooders
Go and donate to the site in the footer

[Chorus: Willam and Alaska and Both]
You’re a shady fucking drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
(HIV!)
But then you do a little AIDS ride
(Stops with me!)
And the PR goes well
(Get your ass on the bike!)
Look like a real good person
(Ride a unicycle if you want to!)
With generous charity ways
I’ll make a stank face baby
(Or you can rollerblade if you're super fruity gay!)
But I ride for AIDS

[Outro: Willam and Alaska & Both]
So please follow up and donate
(Donate!)
TofightHIV.org
(dot org!)
Give a little and you’ll get back
It’ll be a smorgasbord
Give some cash if you ain’t got time
Good karma gets you laid
And we’ll make a stank face baby
But we’ll ride for AIDS