Video The Gayest Thing Youve Ever Seen de Alaska Thunderfuck 2025 Cristiana Lyrics

Alaska Thunderfuck - The Gayest Thing Youve Ever Seen Lyrics

[Intro]
There are times when it seems
That the world doesn't appreciate
Me being me

Well prick up your ears, cruel world
I have something to say
I haven’t always been pretty
I haven’t always been nice
But I’ve always, always, always
Been gay

[Refrain 1]
I’m a pansy, dandy, pantywaist
I’m gay as I can be
I’m a fancy, nancy, prancy face
And I love it, can’t you see?

[Chorus 1]
I’m pretty and witty and dapper and clean
I'm campy and classy and cunty and mean
I’m the queeniest queen of the queeniest queens
I’m the gayest thing you’ve ever seen

[Verse 1]
All my blouses are paisley
And ruffles amazе me
The bows on my toes arе light green
I can sing like a lark
And I glow in the dark
Like a royal incandescent queen
[Verse 2]
I’m fishy and swishy and wishy-wash-ay
But my dear, it’s superior living this way
I just lisp and I wisp all my days away
With a wrist that can twist
In most curious ways

[Refrain 2]
'Cause I’m a pansy, dandy, pantywaist
I’m gay as I can be
I’m a fancy, nancy, prancy face
And I love it, can’t you see?

{Chorus 2]
I’m pretty and witty and dapper and clean
I'm campy and classy and cunty and mean
I’m the queeniest queen of the queeniest queens
I’m the gayest thing you’ve ever seen

[Verse 3]
I love poppers and porno and lascivious sex
With numerous partners I've only just met
And condoms are super
But bareback feels best
And if it's your thing you can poop on my chest
[Verse 4]
I love glory holes and toilet bowls
And showers of pee
I love felching and fisting but above all of these
I love chasing and trysting
And things quite obscene
With boys who are only on the edge of fourteen

[Bridge]
One little, two little, three little underage
Four little, five little, six little underage
Seven little, eight little, nine little underage
Ten little underage boys

Faster!

One little, two little, three little underage
Four little, five little, six little underage
Seven little, eight little, nine little underage
Ten little underage boys

[Verse 5]
You simply can't change me
I can't rearrange the
Various parts of my psyche
So if you're denying yourself
Take your pride off the shelf
And do whatever you can to be just like me
[Refrain 3]
Be a pansy, dandy, pantywaist
Be as gay as you can be
Be a fancy, nancy, prancy face
And flaunt it shamelessly

[Chours 3]
Be pretty and witty and dapper and clean
Be campy and classy and cunty and mean
Be the queeniest queen of the queeniest queens
Be as gay as you can be

[Outro]
Be as gay as Cher in an antique shop
Be as gay as Liza on a picnic
Be as gay as that guy right there
Be as gay as you can be