Ben Wah Boobs
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
so did this little old girl as she whistled out of her mouth
and happily and gay
well i guessed exactly that
because she found a special guy
that put her in a special trance
She fell in love so quickly
what the hell was she to expect
that the guy under her arm wasn't the same
as any other guy
that she had thought that he once met
i guess you could only blame fate
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
he often felt her hair and remembered how his mother he missed
and then quietly one day
she sang a song from deep within her heart
causing some ingestion
she finished with a great big fart and
She knew at that one moment
that song was something he heard before
so he asked her to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
he was gonna find out for sure
so she analyzed her rear end
He said, when i was a little buy my dad left my mom.
he used to always fart and sing this special song.
now i wasn't quite so sure until your shirt did fall.
'cause now i know that your my mom because you use ben wah boobs.
I said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah,
wah, wah - wah - wah, wah...
i said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah,
wah, wah - wah - wah, wah…