F*** A Dog
[Tom]
I want to f*** a dog in the a**
[Mark]
He wants to f*** a dog in the a**
[Tom]
I wanna f*** a dog
I tried to f*** your mom in the a**
Tried to f*** your dad in the a**
Could only find the dog....and his a**
[Mark and Tom]
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog
[Tom]
I tried to f*** a f****** pirate in the a**
[Mark]
Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[Tom]
Tried to f*** a f****** pirate
But I've found the dog
[Mark, in Mexican accent]
Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[Mark]
It's a Mexican pirate
[Mark and Tom]
We want to f*** a dog in the a**
We want to f*** a dog in the a**
Wanna f*** a f****** dog
[Mark]
F*** you