[Intro]
I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is
It goes a little something like this
[Verse 1]
I smell the scent of a blunt, ah, what a wonderful scent
I'm a hundred percent high now, son of a bitch
I'm the son of a bitch, all the other kids
Made fun of my sit-uation, I used to get my ass kicked
Until I got bigger, now they can suck a dry ass dick
I eat a bully like a wet pussy, I act sick
I smack six of my cock-sucking psychiatrists
Common sense, I lack, my life isn't all lilacs, bitch
I'm on a kayak, no paddles and no life jacket
Canoeing backwards, with my back facing Niagara Falls
Big balls, dick is one size that fits all, shit, y’all
Okay, it's small, kiss my ass, prick
You can lick my crack from the front all the way to my back, dick
Teabag you like Brüno when he landed in my lap, shit
I'm a Venus flytrap, my penis catches dykes that sit
Like a genius, I rap, yeah bitch, I know you like that shit
[Chorus]
Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes don't mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)
[Verse 2]
So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always degrading, little bi-ditch