Video Junko Skit de Eminem 2024 Cristiana Lyrics

Eminem - Junko Skit Lyrics

[Instrumental of "My Name Is" briefly playing]

[Dialogue: Eminem & (Junko)]
**Dial tone**
(Hello?) How you doing?
(Good, how are you?) It's Junko? (Yeah, sir)
Oh, you sound cute (Thank you) Uhh...
My name is Slim Shady they- I mean
That's like a nickname, they call me, you know
(Ok, so I'm gonna [?], ok? This is [?] private dancing)
(This isn't a massage parlor) I'm saying, do you dance, do you-
(Ok, just, uh-ok, I'm telling you, you come here)
(You play the $180)
(But cannot not touching the girls)
(They cannot touching you just-uh, sit down)
(Girl gonna dancing to you one hour, that's it)
Alright, slut, what I'm saying is, would
Can you stick a finger in, like, at least on the-
You know what I mean? Like, I'm saying, like
Just like a finger, you know what I'm saying?
(Yeah, I understand-) I'm not-I know-I'm not saying, like
Sex, you know, I just want to stick a finger up a bit
(Why, you really want tha- hello?)
(Hello?) Hi, how're you doing? (Slow down) Hello, ah, aight
I'm sorry-(You're not listen to me, ok sir? be nice, be gentle)
Oh, I'm so-(I'm telling you my arrangement) I'm sorry
I'm just horny, I got my dick in my hand, you know?
(Call other place, this isn't a massage parlor, sir, ok?)
I'm saying I'm not-(Don't call me, the horny, ok?)
(Ok, sir?) Ok, it's not, I'm not saying (Ok)
That it's a massage parlor (This isn't a massage parlor, sir)
Aight, quote-quote unquote
(Ok, sir, customer just a sit down. Ok? they don't do nothing)
(No shower, no clothes, don't taking off the clothes)
(Just to sit down watching the dancing, that's it)
I heard that, but I'm saying, can you
Like, put your own dick in your hand
And like, (no, sir), beat that shit-Why not?
It's my own body, you know what I'm saying, slut? (Hello?)
(Be nice, watch your language, ok, sir?) Oh, I'm sorry
I didn't know "bitch" was a bad word