[Intro: Eminem]
I get asked to do commercials all the time
And I always say the same thing
First, I need some hot chicks
Second, we film at my house so I ain't gotta go anywhere
Third, I record my own song
[Verse: Eminem]
Don't ****
Bring it ****
Cool refreshing ******* iced tea, drink it!
[Outro: Eminem, Manager]
But once I try their products, I always hate 'em!
So I bounce...
Damn! That is pretty good!
But I got one final demand
No, we can't change your name to Eminem
Shut up and drink the iced tea!
See? That's why I don't do commercials!