[Verse 1: Eminem, Dr. Dre]
Hi kids! Get in my van
Wanna stick 9 inch dicks up my ass
Wanna suck my tits and each one of my nuts
Try impregnate me worst than my wife did
My brain's dead weight
I'm tryna be straight
But I can't figure out why I'm gay
And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady you my bae, red sus"
Well, since age 12 I fucked animals
"Shady wait a minute that's my dog!?!"
I don't give a damn I fuck anything that's walks
[Chorus: Eminem]
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is what?
My name is who?
My name is HAUGH!
[Verse 2: Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high
EDP445, I smacked him in his ass
Fucked him with a stabler
Stable his nuts to my tits (Aah!)
How you gonna fuck me mom?
You ain't got no dick!?!
By the way when you see my dad
Tell him that I sucked him off in this dream I had
[Chorus: Eminem]
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is what?
My namе is who?
My name is HAUGH!